Iran now gay free. Which can only mean that right-wing Christian Americans will soon be flocking there to bask in the holy homo-free paradise that is Iran. My guess is that Iran is also lacking in illegal Mexican immigrants, Feminists and secular humanists. So is it only a matter of time before Pat Robertson declares Iran to be a Christian haven? We shall wait and see. Though this development may finally solve the question as to why Iran has produced no lavish Broadway-style musicals.