Douche-Bags (episode one)

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  • Thomas L. Friedman: He just is, and his books are folderol, and if you disagree you are probably a total douche yourself.
  • Carl Rove: For the sake of space I am including him as the token “Conservative Douche-bag”, but in truth I don’t see Carl as a real Conservative but as more of a nihilist with a shit-eating grin and a complete lack of morality.
  • Bill Maher: Smug douche-baggery is something a comedian can get away with, except that it requires said comedian to actually be funny.
  • Jimmy Buffett: He may or may not be a douche-bag, but this is a case of guilt by association. If you have ever encountered a”Parrot-head” you will surely agree.
  • Chris Matthews: No explanation needed.
  • Paddington Bear: You’re just going to have to trust me on this one. Total douche.
  • James Cameron: No talent hack, who has no idea that he is a no talent hack.
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6 thoughts on “Douche-Bags (episode one)

  1. David Frum

    This X-W speechwriter invented the “Axis of Evil” epithet. He occasionally argues with a great deal of pomposity on Left, Right, and Center. He assumes he’s more intelligent than about 95% of everybody else. He obviously is not. The title of his 1st book is Dead Right. The pun is supposed to make him seem witty and clever. He’s neither.

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