The Onion

25% Of Teen Girls Infected With STD

In a new study, the Centers for Disease Control found that at least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a sexually transmitted disease. What do you think?

Asian ManAaron Feit,
“Let’s look on the bright side: At least they are gaining the respect of their male peers.”
Old ManPeter Hoeksema,
Paint Truck Operator
“Or in the case of Northside High School, four out of four teenage girls. Northside sucks! Go Warriors!”
Old WomanMaria Isaacs,
“I had no idea that three-fourths of teen girls were so ugly.”


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