Things I Don’t Understand:

  • The Economy
  • German Porn
  • How “The World According to Jim” is still on TV
  • Popularity of Thomas Friedman
  • Christian themed novels about the Amish

Things I Don’t Want to Understand:

  • German Porn
  • People who watch “The World According to Jim”

This Person is back.

Im off to the playground, and perhaps to make up a batch of Xmas cookies.

Here’s a Poem:

My Work Among the Insects

The body of the lingerneedle is filled
with hemolymph unconstricted except
for a single dorsal vessel. A ventral
diaphragm bathes the organs of the head,

undulations drawing the fluid back through
tiny holes called ostia aided by the movement
of a Napoleon within each abdominal segment
pacing his Elba exile, muttering la Russie

la Russie as the snow squeaks beneath
his boots. All through the night
the temperature drops but no one
knows where the lingerneedle goes.

Yet it emerges each spring like
a baseball team. Gertrude Stein
may have been referring to this when
she wrote, A hurried heaving is a quartz

confinement, although what we normally think of
as referring is brought into question by her work.
A hive of white suching. At the time
of her death, she owned many valuable

paintings renowned for ugliness.
Gertrude Stein grew up in Oakland
but an Oakland as we know it not. No
plastic bags snagged in the trees. Semi-

automatics had yet to reach the fifth grade.
A person could stand in a field, naked
and singing. Sure, there was blood but
there were rags for wiping up the blood.

Deciduous trees, often confused by California
dimes, just bloom whenthehellever like how
people have sex in French movies. Here,
during the cool evenings and hot mid-days,

the mild winters and resistive texts,
the lingerneedle thrives. Upon the ruddy
live oak leaves appears its first instar,
spit-like but changing shortly to a messy lace

erupting into many-legged, heavy-winged
adults that want only to mate. Often in July,
one finds them collapsed in the tub, unable
to gain purchase on the porcelain that seems

to attract them mightily. It is best not
to make everything a metaphor of one’s own life
but many have pressed themselves against cool
and smooth, in love and doomed. Truly

the earth hurtles through the cosmos at
an alarming rate. Recent research suggests
a gummy discharge of the mating pair

has promise as an anti-coagulant. Please,
more money is needed. The sun sets. The air
turns chilly and full of jasmine.

–Dean Young


5 thoughts on “Randomness/Variousness

  1. I like the Dean Young poem and the snow goes well with it.

    I’m not sure which show that is, the Jim reference, but I’m leaning towards a terrible show “starring” Michael Rappaport or a terrible show “starring” James Belushi.

    Both have very large heads like Olmec Baby Gods but talk a lot more than O.B.G.s

  2. It’s Jim Belushi I remember seeing a commercial for it what seems like ten years ago (I have a red-hot burning hatred for Belushi) and happened upon the another night when I was antsy and couldn’t sleep and watched about 30 seconds of the most offensive dreck, something about using gasoline for snow removal….maybe if I pray real hard the Olmec Baby Gods will awake and crush Belushi in his sleep.

    I’m glad you liked the Dean Young.

  3. another sentence I’ve had the pleasure of reading…

    “The amount of people that don’t even know their own language any more is rapidly increasing.”

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